Tests!

two tests today, and i don't know half the stuff! Help!

Random scene 1

My mother just walked in the door while talking on her cellphone, picked up a new stainless steel jug full of water we had just bought, and slung it over her shoulder and asked "what's this?"

Books

I love books, here are some of my favorite books and series:

H.I.V.E.
The Joshua Files
Skulduggery Pleasant
I,Q.
The Deep
Dot Robot
Chronicles of Nick
The 39 Clues
The Dead
The Enemy

lets sort a few things out

Here are a few facts I'd like to sort out:
1. In no circumstances is this blog or me to be taken seriously, I am not responsible for any injury or laughter caused by taking this seriously.
2. if you've found this blog, it means you've taken the time to decode my facebook post and arrived here. Congratulations, i have just stolen precious minutes of your life.
3. your ip address has been recorded and tracked. i now now where you are. nah, JK, i haven't tracked it yet.